Hawking

70. Well done. Two years to live, and so on. Black holes. Genius, loveable rogue, Simpsons, etc. Are we sure he isn’t faking it? Just think of the benefits he’s claimed! I think it’s about time he was means tested, and just saying a load of black hole equations in that voice of his isn’t going to cut it.

I say if he can weld, then he can damn well take a job as a welder. From an immigrant! Illegally.

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